Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week, Sept.13, 2014
I read so many hilarious parenting tweets on Twitter that I thought I should start sharing some of them here. Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same crazy adventures...
View ArticleFunniest Parenting Tweets of the Week, Oct. 11, 2014
Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same absurd adventures as you. I hope you not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy!...
View ArticleFunniest Parenting Tweets of the Week, Oct. 18, 2014
Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same absurd adventures as you. I hope you not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy!...
View ArticleFunniest Parenting Tweets of the Week, Oct. 25, 2014
Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same absurd adventures as you. I hope you not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy:...
View Article10 Reasons to Read a Big Book of Parenting Tweets
Facebook may be the modern photo album where babies are always smiling, toddlers are spill-free and teenagers aren’t too cool to pose with their parents in every picture, but Twitter is the home for...
View Article5 Reasons for and against Buying Your Baby a Christmas Present
Parents know how exciting Christmas can be for children because we feel the same way about naptime. But the extent to which babies can tell a difference between the holidays and any other season...
View ArticleAn Alphabetized List of Sleeping Positions for Parents of Young Children
The ‘A’ position: when a toddler climbs into bed with their parents and wedges them apart at their hips. The ‘B’ position: when a parent tries to put a pillow between themself and two kids, but both...
View Article20 Things Parents Forget at the Grocery Store
There’s no such thing as a “quick trip” to the grocery store. A grocery cart with a racecar frame is the fastest cart to give your kids the flu. The free cookie in the bakery is a gateway drug that...
View Article20 Things on a Toddler’s Daily To-Do List
Check to see if it’s time to wake up. If not, wake up anyway and immediately tell parents. Stain a shirt or couch cushion. Clean out a toy box and leave it empty. Hide a TV remote control. Find a...
View ArticleA ParentNormal Birth Story
My baby turned one year old this week, and I’m feeling sentimental. I made a “documentary” last year for family of the moments leading up to his birth and put the video on YouTube. When I watched it...
View Article20 Features of a Musical about The ParentNormal
Parenthood is full of adventure, drama, mystery, horror, comedy and science-fiction, which makes it very well-suited for Hollywood. But for an audience to get the full impact of the parenthood saga,...
View Article16 Common Phrases Lost in Toddler Translation
Parent Says: “Only one.” Toddler Hears: “You won. Take as many as you want.” Parent Says: “Hurry! We’re going to be late!” Toddler Hears: “Crawl under a table as fast as you can, take off your socks...
View Article10 Ways Toddlers are like Jurassic World’s Indominus Rex
“That thing out there… That is no dinosaur.” – Owen Toddlers can’t be contained. The moment you let your guard down, toddlers will do something you didn’t think was possible to escape containment....
View Article13 Things You Can and Can’t Say to Any Baby
Appropriate: You’re getting so big. Inappropriate: You’re getting so big that you should probably cut down on the banana slices. Appropriate: Can you say hi? Inappropriate: Can you say anything? A...
View ArticleEp. 1 Goodnight & Badnight Times – featuring Nina (Michele Lepe) from...
In this first ever episode, I ask Michele Lepe, who you probably know as Nina from the Good Night Show on Sprout, if she is able to put her own kids to sleep as calmly as she puts America’s kids to...
View ArticleEp. 3 Birth Plans – featuring comedian Nate Bargatze
Comedian Nate Bargatze is the featured guest in this episode about birth plans. I ask Nate why he and his wife’s birth plan included traveling from their New York home to Tennessee, learn who won the...
View ArticleEp. 4 Meltdowns – featuring Reasons My Kid is Crying author Greg Pembroke
Reasons My Kid is Crying author Greg Pembroke is the featured guest in this episode is all about meltdowns – something all parents have to deal with, and usually when it’s least convenient. I ask Greg...
View ArticleEp. 5 Surviving the Holidays – featuring People I Want to Punch in the Throat...
Bestselling author and mom of two Jen Mann is the featured guest in this episode about Surviving the Holidays, which are the most wonderfully exhausting time of the year. I ask Jen what inspired her to...
View ArticleEp. 6 Bad Advice – featuring comedian Nick Thune
Comedian Nick Thune is the featured guest in this episode about bad advice. I’ll ask him if he’s ever been told anything completely wrong about parenting, learn how his wife felt when he cut their...
View ArticleEp. 7 Shop Until You Drop – featuring mom of 16 kids Lyette Reback
Mom of 16 kids Lyette Reback is the featured guest in this episode about shopping. We’ll talk about the secret to shopping for kids. I’ll ask her how toys have changed since the birth of her first...
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